i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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