'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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