I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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