You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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