i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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