living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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