found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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