We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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