Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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