the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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