Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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