they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Houston, we have a blender
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Randomize
