Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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