it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
it glows. i had to have it.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
