White coat. Heels.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"