if you like me you must not know who I am
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask