I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
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I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?