things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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