Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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