Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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