But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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