Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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