Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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