Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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