i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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