Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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