I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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