So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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