so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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