My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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