dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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