My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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