I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Randomize
