It's like God shit irony all over that family
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
