I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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