Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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