She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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