Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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