if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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