Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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