Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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