6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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