I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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