return my video game
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
