so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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