next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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