I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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