Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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