brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
