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Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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