Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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