I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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