They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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