The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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