no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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